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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ash who?
Bless you here's a tissue!  ( Ellie)

What did Saturn say to Mars?
Give me a ring some time!  (Sophia)

Why did the golfer take two pairs of socks and shoes?
Incase he got a hole in one!  (Amie)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only a joke!  (Emily)

What's the difference between a boring book and a boring teacher?
You can shut up the book but............!  (Olivia)